And where's this alleged house that I've allegedly not masturbated in? As far as I know, I've knocked one out in every house, and once in your bed, while you were in it.
I house sat for C one summer for 2 months, and you never came round.
Did you ever come to my old house in Pompey? Current owners seemed very nice back in 03, so if you explain your dilemma they'd probably be happy to have you round for a few minutes.
I don't mean to be demanding, but would you mind writing another post, I'm beginning to get job satisfaction by actually working (instead of reading your blog) and I don't like it!
7 Comments:
At 9:33 AM,
LLCoolJ said…
agreed
At 11:35 AM,
Artegall said…
Fruitypants? FRUITYPANTS?
At 11:37 AM,
Artegall said…
And where's this alleged house that I've allegedly not masturbated in? As far as I know, I've knocked one out in every house, and once in your bed, while you were in it.
At 11:50 AM,
leflange said…
FRUITYPANTS?! While I was in it?
Oh you tease, you big, big, tease...
I house sat for C one summer for 2 months, and you never came round.
Did you ever come to my old house in Pompey? Current owners seemed very nice back in 03, so if you explain your dilemma they'd probably be happy to have you round for a few minutes.
At 11:56 AM,
Artegall said…
I did go to that house once, and had a marvellous time in the spare bedroom. So don't worry your pretty little head.
At 12:01 PM,
LLCoolJ said…
If that's the one I've been to, I've also done my business in the spare bed.
At 2:03 PM,
snoopnog said…
I don't mean to be demanding, but would you mind writing another post, I'm beginning to get job satisfaction by actually working (instead of reading your blog) and I don't like it!
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